so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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