I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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