arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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