Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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