can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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