we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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