He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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