Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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