"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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