Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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