I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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