my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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