I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
