i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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