We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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