we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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