Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
