the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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