You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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