i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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