I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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