If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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