Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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