Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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