You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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