walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I had to cum in my sink.
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