More tranny stories later!
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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