If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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