It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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