I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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