She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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