it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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