so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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