I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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