Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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