if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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