i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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