just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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