these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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