I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
