I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
