I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I understand Curling. That high.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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