When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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