I think I am morally bankrupt
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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