I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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