a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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