So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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