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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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