So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
