I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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