Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
