We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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