He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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