I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
it's like iHOP with fire
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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