Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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